Sienna Miller is standing in her hotel room looking out at the ocean or whatever else lies in her sight line. We can’t see it and it doesn’t matter because we want to look at her tits. She’s there with her new lover Balthazar Getty and she seems to have an aversion to clothing. That’s not something he gives a damn about, obviously. In the candid shots we see her talking on the phone, reading a book, wearing a captain’s hat (she looks particularly adorable in that) and smiling at her man. All the while she’s topless and in a few pictures she’s bottomless, although we don’t get any pussy shots. People love Sienna Miller because she’s beautiful and cute and funny and all of that is communicated in this sexy candid gallery. Interested in Sienna Miller ?

I’m trying to figure out why a topless Sienna Miller is pulling her one piece bathing suit down. Is it making her uncomfortable? Did she get sand down her front, and it’s itching her perky boobies too much? Is she too hot, so that she has to go topless? Does going topless make Sienna Miller cool off? And Jude Law cheated on this!?! Inquiring minds want to know!

Or is that horny minds? If going topless is making Sienna cooler, it’s having the reverse affect on me. It’s heating me up to no end. Apparently she pulls down her bathing suit a lot because it looks like she has a tan all over her cute breasts. Or maybe Sienna Miller just likes going topless, and she was getting antsy in a one piece. Her breasts look so perky and tiny, but tiny in a good way. Those nipples of hers are a sexy pink, but they then get darker – like a dusty rose – when they’re erect. Now those are some roses I’d definitely love to pluck.

Well, Sienna Miller, I have no idea why you decided that you were tired of wearing the top half of your one piece suit. But whatever the reason, I’m glad you did because these are sexy and candid topless photos that I’ll definitely save on my HARD drive. So, I wonder…will Sienna get sand down the rest of her bathing suit so she goes bottomless too? Probably not, but it sure is fun to think about!